...and all of those are illegal and not something I can get my hands on without making myself feel really dirty considering the people I would have to get them from. Not to mention the blackmail material they would have over me.

[Which really, really sucked.]

Unfortunately, I also can't buy a dark-haired skin anyways because of the scanners and my palm reader. So my options are a mongrel skin of some sort. Unless you buy a skin for yourself and know how to transfer it to my palm reader overriding the mongrel code on it.

...because I sure as hell don't. I'm just a soldier, luv.